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Sunday, 04 November 2007

  • "for the people who are still alive"

    I am going to ditch xanga finally... Facebook has it all... Really. I am beginning to really enjoy it. So... I guess this is farewell xanga! Til I post again...

     

    Which I probally won't... Unless facebook sells out and goes to crap the way My Space did... WHICH I NEVER DITCH XANGA FOR! I SWEAR! (really) I didn't. That's how good Facebook is.

Monday, 01 October 2007

  • A book with a story left untold is a book that doesn't exist.

    So I have a facebook now... Why? I don't know!

     

    What I am beginning to understand is that... never before in my life have I actually stood out from everyone else. Never before have I been the one on top... or even felt like that. I also never really saw that I am actually dedicated in what I do. I can't believe that for once I am trying to succeed, rather than... "just trying". It's tough work.

     

    I've come a long way. There's always something left undone or missing, though.

Thursday, 13 September 2007

Thursday, 30 August 2007

Friday, 17 August 2007

  • Back in action!

    Back on land. ahhhh, nice to be home in Groton... I mean... uhhh home away from home. Yeah...

    So being underwater was by far the most fun I've had while in the Navy doing Navy stuff. So neat. You could notice various things around the boat that "collapsed" in. Example: On the service this cup holder that loads cups from the top goes up to the overheads (the ceiling) but when you go down below the water to a certain depth (classified) the cups don't go in so easily from the top and you have to shimmy the the cups in. Exciting. Oh and certains doors wouldn't shut. Lots of ear popping due to pressurized compartments.

Monday, 06 August 2007

Friday, 27 July 2007

Wednesday, 18 July 2007

  • Hilarious!

    I fiqure I'd do something different for the sake of comedy on MySpace.

    The following are INSULTS (or attempts at insults) I posted on various "MySpace" pages belonging to my "friends". Starting from... no particular order:

    Cowsponge - "Hey Cowsponge, look into my crystal ball... See that big ball of smoke, that's your band going up in smoke after someone sets fire to all your intruments while you play your first huge gig. Also, I see one of your CD albums getting cracked by some guy who bought it."

    Chris - ****EDIT:: HE FINALLY ACCEPTED!!!*** It so happens he has to review the comments before they appear... dang it. I did not have the idea to post all of them on Xanga until I was done with the madness!!****

    "Just because you play the advertisement games and win 10 bonus ringtones, doesn't change the fact that everyone still hates you and your dumb ringtones."

    Tanner - "Wanna be unique?

    Too bad wanting to be unique is not unique at all! Eveyone is trying. How about you try something else."

    Albert - "You are simply 90% pure fiend

    The 10% is FRIEND...

    NO TYPOS HERE!"

    Samantha - ****View it on her page whenever she accepts it to be posted... otherwise, it's lost forever!*****

    Late Night Specials - "Late Night Specials... You guys sure are special alright.. SPECIAL ED. BUT don't think I am making the people who actually are in special ed feel bad... I mean that you are more special.. like... late night special, that kind. "

    Lindy - ***You'd definately want to view it later when/if she accepts it to be posted!!****

    Charles - *****Same for him!****

    Jaime - "They say the best parts about life are free. Being friends with you costed me billions!"  ***I am going to use this insult on everyone, eventually***

    Todd - "And then there were none... none... None left for you!

    What would have been left would be success... out of life."

    Aaron - "I know some magic! *reach behind your ear and pull out a nickle* This indicates the percent of how cool you are... 5% of a dollar. *reachers behind your ear and pulls out a dollar* This does NOT indicate how cool you are in percentage. DO THE MATH! "

    Rockhead Rumple (Andy) - ****View it when he (and he will) accepts it to be posted****

    Albert's Girlfriend Brittany - ****It's basically a caution message then I say nevermind... I really have nothing to say... and she could take it for "I R SERIOUS"****

Thursday, 12 July 2007

  • "ALT-CRIT!"

    (CRITICAL LEVELS!) IT'S OVER 9000!

     

    So, um yeah. That new profile pic is my personal device assigned to me to be worn at all times during my time aboard the submarine to measure the ammount of radiation I receive when the reactor is critical (on).

    Anyway in other news: "All sources point to yes. Has anyone told these sources that it's not polite to point?" --that's MY QUOTE I TELL YOU! and this one "It's like having your baby, and eating it too!" Oh the things I think of when I eat a pretty crappy breakfast aboard the boat.

Friday, 06 July 2007

  • Amazing.

    Pretty neat story. I saw the President! Okay, maybe not, but I did see his helicopter... probably for a practice run for when he really did fly over later in the week. According to this... http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19628964/. Pretty neat. I saw it while on watch so it makes even more important, so he arrived safely thanks to me... or some people would consider me stupid for allowing that to happen. Either way. I don't care.

     

    The end.

     

    Was this a story? WHO KNOWS? ... I don't know anymore.

     

    YES I DO...

     

    maybe

     

    just a little bit.

extremejoseph

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    • Name: Joseph
    • Country: United States
    • State: Texas
    • Metro: Fort Worth
    • Gender: Male
    • Member Since: 7/4/2003

About Me

  • -I can't tell you the meaning of life, but I can make it meaningful... "When you decide to vote in an election it is likely that you will vote for the winner." I am up at Naval Submarine Base Groton, CT in the US Navy... the first step to the long flights of stairs to me becoming president in 2036... VOTE FOR ME! ... or else I'd forget about you. If you know me, you know me. If you decide to try, you'll know.

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